~Taryn~ (tsu_chan55) wrote in love_voldemort,
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For Random Crazy Voldemort Love:


To pick up Voldemort: Excuse me. I'm from the FBI (the Fine Body Investigators) and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.




(Assume the position. Please, oh please assume the position ;D)


To pick up Lord Voldemort: If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?




(Not high, but of giving? The sky's the limit...)


To pick up Voldie: Seriously honey - sex is like pizza. Even if it's bad it's still pretty darn good.




(Honey. *dies* Don't worry Voldie-honey, we love you!)


To pick up Voldiekins: Hey... I might not be the cutest one here... but I am the only one talking to you.




(I beg to differ. I'd talk to Voldiekins in a flash! XD)


To pick up Tom: You know - I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.




(Wallets are always good :D)


To pick up Tom Marvolo Riddle: Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.




(And here's the love Tommy-boy lacked in his early life. Aww!!!)


To pick up Tom Riddle: Hey... I might not be the cutest one here... but I am the only one talking to you.




(See above. Same goes for Tommy-boy.)



To pick up Malfoy: Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.




(*has been killed ded*)


Annnd. Thats all for this update!! ^^

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